What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
I hope you get used to having plenty of sperm because you're never gonna get any.
like what am i supposed to say "im thinking of how bad that sex was"?
Why dose there have to be another girl there for you to do this?
its hotter. Way hotter.
Umm you don't wanna know how many "I'm sorry for calling you last night" fb wallposts I just had to write...
he was shitfaced drunk and couldn't walk but could still recite the top 10 in order from the first season of american idol. impressive
and on the fourth day, god made foam parties.
Spider-Man is making out with Wonder Woman while Captain Kirk feels up Princess Lea. Nice to see nerd barriers broken down at Comic Con.
Three Asian guys got on the elevator with a handle of Hennessey and a sleeping bag. This is not the start of a joke.
i was asked to be gay of honor by three different girls and NONE of the groomsmen at any of the weddings is open to experimenting. i mean whats the point then.
Sorry about the Christmas balls dude. At the time I thought they were festive as fk but I see now I've just spent too much time on the internet
Since when is my clitoris pierced?
I woke up on the damn lawn again...it's not even summer yet
no no no no you can't just say your dirtiest secret is "i sat on goldfish by accident once" and just leave i have QUESTIONS
AT LEAST TELL ME IF THE GOLDFISH WAS STILL IN A BOWL??????????????
she bought my drinks all night, made me breakfast in the morning, and let me use her expensive hair products before i left. best one night stand ever.
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