she likes to give head while listening to britney spears, getting blown by a girl with headphones on is a nice level of separation
I think I might.. possibly.. like a Justin Bieber song.
I think you might... possibly... have sprouted a vagina.
He asked if I wanted to leave my bra on while we were doing it from behind bc he read somewhere that all that pounding can be painful for big breasts. THAT thoughtful.
At a Jewish lesbian wedding. I stick out like a sore, uncircumcised penis.
well we could tame deer to let us ride on them. does that work?
Dude this deaf chick is totally hot, I just bought an apartment on boner ave
donating our bodies to science does not justify what were doing to them.
Maybe her vagina is like a vacuum
I can't decide if that would be a good or bad thing. I'm leaning toward good
just for future reference, lake water is NOT mix for hard stuff. nor is it an adequate substitute.
His name is Dustib. Not a typo. I just can't.
FUCK. EVERYONE MAKE MY CONTACT NAME DADDY ISSUES
Ya know what's the worst? Being drunk and wanting to show someone a picture of your goddaughter but not wanting to open the pictures on your phone because the first one is of someone's dick..
I got off F O U R times, just because he wanted to hear me moan. He is my hero.
i just swapped my iPhone for a happy meal. this is greg btw, the hooker let me borrow her phone
This is the most exciting thing since movie theater hand jobs
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