the whole time he was cumming, he did the joey lawrence WHOA. over and over. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA.
I thought that since they were twins... they would be equally as good in bed
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
Girl in my class with fire painted on her face. I. need. that. weed.
he knocked over the vodka and juice...picks up the cup and says "yes", takes the last sip...doesnt even worry about the mess all over the floor and we continue having sex.
There's two girls at the bar sniffing each others boobs.
now I know why they wanted me to come. apparently gay guys are stripper magnets
I feel like if Miami and New Jersey fucked each other and produced a baby that would summarize the bar I'm in.
We made a bet that we had to talk like Yoda all night at the bars
I'm 25 and she is 19. She wants to practice blowjobs on me because of my stamina. Not only does the GI bill pay for me to go to school I am teaching a freshman blowjob course. I love Texas.
I just witnessed my first non cocain induced sunrise in five years.
Not my cup of tea
Woke up on a mattress on a roof this morning with a pair of briefs next to me. Oh fleet week.
I HAVEN'T FUCKED ANYONE IN FOREVER AND A HALF I DON'T DESERVE TO BE A TRASHY BLONDE
I ran into cvs barefoot with my belt undone and shirt buttoned wrong and didn't even have to ask. The guy working pointed and said "they're back there."
That's how I look going for the pbr.
I feel like I'm a car that keeps getting Bacardi 151 instead of fuel
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