Um, I don't know who U MEANT to send that to, but yes I WAS going to fuck you. Instead you can go play Halo with ur friends.
I spent a large portion of the night trying unsuccessfully to keep hayley (who was wearing a dress and no underwear) from doing handstands, but yea it was fun. the boys had fun
I can't make any promises. I've tried my best to stay celibate. But if a guys on top of me, Im gonna tell him to stick it in.
good. and stop kissing my girl you dirty slut.
i don't think she's still your girl..plus, she kept screaming "kiss me! i'm a lesbian!" last night so i think you're outta luck..
she's got a whisker from her dead cat taped to the wall. I'm pretty sure that about sums it up...
He just made his dick say "woof" and howl at me. can you pick me up?
Going abroad, it was like my vagina was in a candy store... a sweet sweet british candy store
Make this decision based on your love for dick - NOT based on the fact that its probably one of the worst things you've ever thought of doing
he said something along the lines of "fish can smell fear"
Remembering I sold my brand new Blackberry to a stranger for a few pints = Worst night of my life. Now to work out what I did with my shoes.
Normal vaginal pH: 3.8 to 4.5. Of course it tastes like a 9-volt. I could run a potato clock on that thing.
My mom just looked at me while watching the fireworks and asked if it reminded me of how I felt after sex. I'm so uncomfortable.
I just swallowed some ecstasy stuck in my nose from last night. Work should be interesting.
Look get the dick out ur mouth and answer the phone
as a lesbian i'd like to thank joe biden and also america for giving us this absolute MILF for a VP
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