Yeah true. Damn vaginas. They're ruining the world.
someone called me shannon dorrhety annnd it hurt my feelingsd.
I lost of the blow last night. Found it later in my bag labeled Fairy Dust.
I now realize that they made gum to take the taste of dick out of your mouth.
It's sad that my net worth at the moment is 4 beers
You've slept with me you know how lazy I am in bed.
Pros and cons of selling your underwear to a guy on craigslist. Go.
Come down off the roof.
i'm not sure what happened last night.. i do remember the police calling me to find out where i was because apparently at some point i went missing? don't worry though. they found me
if anyone knows where my shirt is please let me know and if you know why I don't have my own shirt please also let me know. also do any of you know why I'm missing a bra wire?
There something liberating about walking through the dorm hallways without pants on.
I need to learn how to not be a fucking liability
I've never been so excited to be bleeding from my vagina.
Just remembered sticking my head out the window as i drove us to walmart and yelling that i was a golden retriever.
Also, sorry for verbally assaulting you when you asked if you could dump the bowl.
i came so much i feel like i were to try again, only dust would come out. and maybe glitter
You have GOT to stop kicking in his kitchen door. Just wait for him to open it next time.
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