Fun fact: he pulled out my nuva ring while he was fingering me.. he looked really confused at me and it a couple of times, so i just said "surprise! not only is it good for pleasure, it's also really handy for storing plastic toys." I'm thinking he's definately gonna call.
Memory from last night that just came back: me forcibly jacking him off while he yelled I DONT LIKE HANDJOBS I DONT LIKE HANDJOBS
I miss you. Just wanted to say that before the drugs kicked in so it's legit.
i feel like my life has become an afroman song and idk whether i should be sad about that or not
At one point you starting double fisting oreos in your mouth confused about how you got out of the car
Some rando is vomiting profusely into the garden outside the employee entrance. Where are you when things like this happen to me?
Vomiting outside the employee entrance
i left because you were standing at the top of the stairs throwing shot glasses and bottles full of alcohol at me and yelling JAGERBOMBS
The trashcan full of everclear punch caught on fire...you should probably come home now.
Don't think anyone else in the building has a lunchbox full of yay
Hey there's a sandwich in there too!
How does a law student 15 days away from graduation prepare for a pass fail final? Drinking beer, eating thick cut bacon, and watching game of thrones, that's how
All my money is going towards making my vagina hairless
Worth it.
I'm going to be an 8 year old girl down there foreverrrr #fountainofyouth
He's ninety percent amazing leader, brother, and teacher, and ten percent unforgivable douche. These are the men I look up to in my life.
He FaceTimed me fucking his new girlfriend. He was wearing a banana costume.
My god imagine how much cum is in that astroturf
Where is everybody?
It's pretty much split between the strip club and jail.
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