i made potato chips in weed oil. what did you do today?
Was just explained ingredients in a four loko. Puzzles of the universe starting to piece together.
Plus you know he's just 2 semesters and 4 glasses of wine away from "experimenting" with some French major
This is davidson friend mat i an drunk. Thank you for having a physical relationship. With David. I bet he gas a penis the size of an elephant tusk. You are a lucky lady.
I think that the winner of this years fantasy football league should get naming rights to you child
If your wondering why there is a puddle on the floor is I may have decided to make a kiddie pool in your living room.
OMG OMG OMG DID YOU KNOW THERE ARE MINI CHOCOLATE COWBOY HATS THAT MEN CAN BUY FOR THEIR PENISES?
Let's run into the wild and just eat berries and have sex all the time.
How do we stop her downward spiral?
Wine. For us.
She had her pubic hair down there shaved into the superman s............. Best one night stand ever.
his first fb message to me in 3 years was "is your cock open for business?" im blocking him
Woke up with a 22 year old with the number for a different girl written on my stomach, almost 30 can suck my dick I still got this shit
I told you that you should stop drinking and you responded "Thanks for telling me how to live, North Korea!"
He's going to wonder why I have burn marks on my asshole
Im pretty sure I didnt bang him becasue I woke up at 6am to him jerking off with a fleshlight right next to me in bed ... He made himself cum and was moaning my name ... MOST AKWARD EXPIERENCE OF MY LIFE
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