is it sad that pink shorts and cowboy hats remind me of getting jizz in the hair?
What can i say im a girl who smells like weiners.
Attempting to teach the cat how to shake. I need a job.
How is it possible that I am in a completely different city, and there are 2 dudes here that I've banged? How????
Steve just broke his bong and some kid in an american flag bathing suit and no shirt just fell down the stairs. Its dangerous here
You and the dog were competed for the water dish
Every time I see him I get horny. I can't help it!
Just stop. You're making other wives look bad. We are all starting to hate you.
I probably won't go. Last time I got drunk with those guys I just started demanding people let me touch their beards.Then I mocked everyone who didn't have facial hair.
Denim handjobs are the worst handjobs. I hate all handjobs. Why do people even.
Who knew a blowjob could cause this kind of crazy
He wasn't prepared for it
Emojis can't explain what he felt when that ass dropped
When the bouncer wouldn't let you back in you screamed "Authority is not given you to deny the return of the king!" and ran past him.
He's really cute...He stopped talking to me because i pulled my skirt up and peed in a demi plie position...
Yes I’m serious. I just worked YOUR 12 hour shift on 3 hours of sleep if you come over without tacos and an ice cream cake in hand we are done
Could’ve gone my whole life not seeing a man snort coke off another man’s cock... but there it is...
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