3:12 am: but i thought i was coming over tonight, don't fall asleep i wore new underwear
i dont think there is any level of not caring that i havent covered in the last month
he wouldnt have sex with me because his guild had a misson on world of warcraft.
some guy just got out of his chair quietly. Laid down on the floor and is now asleep in between rows in my lecture hall. He must have had a rough night.
tip of the day : never have sex with a full bladder. it WILL lead to complications and a very unhappy partner.
Just found a dugout in my rental car glove box. Suddenly my mood is upbeat.
Finished drinking tea out of a red party cup when I was done I flipped it without even thinking
he got mad when I told him his flaccid penis looked like a sleeping kitten
All I remember was after sex she kept trying to take pictures of my dick "for memories"
I got kicked out because I puked again I'm on the fire truck outside
We sat on the porch laughing about hilarious the sunrise was. And that we can do drugs again in the morning, thank god
If you do wifi you would be helping my penis out & real friends care about their friends penises...
well that's the third time this semester that I've projectile vomited walking to class in front of dozens of people
Good!!! I'm so proud of you for not snorting alcohol. Big girl steps.
would you eat cereal with weed in it
who is this???
Randomize
