she's got that wholesome 16 and pregnant look.
Listen, what he fails to understand is that the Olive Garden does not equal pussy.
isnt it sad that we can reminisce about our childhood but we cant remember shit we did last month
She counted 5,6,7,8 then intentionally kneed herself in the eye numerous times.
it was like, one of those nights where you keep going back to the fridge because you just can't get full. except, with sex.
Just croosed over that too drunk for chemistry class line
and now there are teeth marks on my dick.
It's not quite a landing strip... It's more like a soul patch for my vagina.
So it sounded like a midget was barfing IN our walls again this morning ...
She was to tired for head so she opted for a footjob with poor results. I dont want to talk about it
Ya, so he said he had to change before he would go to Pizza Hut because he pissed himself. He ran into his house and came back wearing a cowboy hat.........and his piss covered jeans.
Well I'm sorry but he seemed so happy being drunk at noon.
Sorry I sent you a video of a singing reverend last night, I was really high.
Like actually I will be single and sad and lonely for ever. Cheese will be my life partner. Robot sex is my future.
Nothing ruins an orgasm faster than accidentally calling out his boss's name
You were trying to be sexy by spraying your contact solution on your chest and telling me to lick it off
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