Holy cold harsh reality of sobriety batman
i saw a guy balancing a black cat on his head last nite
get a pic
i tried he was too far away anotherguy was walking with paper bags on his feet explain that
i want ur life
Random question, how's your gag reflex these days
Still in Rome. Hooked up with frat boy from SoCal that's studying abroad. He said he was 1/8 italian. I'll take it.
I have no idea what's going on.... I just want to wear my horse sweatshirt and drink vodka.
at one point he couldn't find his underwear so he put on my catsuit to go to the bathroom
You threw up with your ski mask on still.
She ended up puking in the bathroom. But she's a good drunk... i told her to stay in there so i could dance til the club closed. She was still in the stall an hour later.
You know it was a good night when you're lying on the couch in your pjs at 4pm having a pitcher of ice water for breakfast.
Hey I had a great night last night but I don't want to lie to you I'm only 19 and that wasn't my place its was my cousin he's gone for the summer and I was just house sitting and watching his cat I'm sorry
I can't go to Fassler and not immediately think about you licking a guys wife's butthole in the family restroom
I'm always down for nudity.
You're my best friend, so I'm kinda scared to say this, but.....I kinda feel odd when I show up with you at your family events and I have banged or blown at least 3 people in the room
She called me at 2am crying because her late night booty call moved out of state
We're hate flirting, damnit.
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