i spent my evening searching "the sims having sex" on youtube
we're no longer friends
he was fingering the outside of my pants..i knew that was my cue to leave
You did not just play the dead husband card again.
The Wii Fit is already telling me I'm an alcoholic.
He kept saying it was because he was allergic to the chicken. Then he threw up on my mom.
Well pretty sure I lost 3 of my best friends in one week. Remember when I said I wasn't sure if I was gonna be a better person or a more despicable one in 2012. Despicable wins.
Come on, without my personality, I'm a pretty good one night stand.
I think we got naked. I can't remember but if you have "friends" written on your ass, then we did. Because I have "best" on mine.
Dollar Store pregnancy tests. For when you sorta wanta know.
They have marijuana tests too!
It started out as friends with benefits and now I'm picking up her kids from daycare...what has happened to me
seriously considering getting an electric blanket rather than sleeping with guys this winter for warmth.
Ugh I don't want to adult today. I need like a dozen more coffees. Or cookies. They're interchangeable.
Everything is bullshit and I hate everyone
If my drunken penis pic is ever to be forgiven id like to start over with all that
Your penis caused this!
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