I realized that I've made out with a different boy almost every time we've gone to mcgoreys....I don't need a boyfriend...I have that bar
Dude.. I don’t care how hairy she is, you already left me at the bar, and now I have to find another fucking way home... NOW BE A MAN ABOUT IT!
I'm at the house listening to vengaboys alone. Please come home.
i just turned the eviction notice into a beer pong list
I should hang a sign above my bed that says "get hard or go home."
chinese tourists just took a picture of me....im pretty sure i heard the bus drive say something about shame.
You fed me milk from the beer bong because you thought it would "Sober you up" .
I lost it last night. That was humiliating. Cincinnati is now covered in my puke.
You said that about some fat chick sitting on the base of a lamp post and puking. Downright heroic.
to improve your porn experience, just imagine a slow speaking older English man narrating it all like a Nature documentary
You want to complain about your sex life to me? Right now mine consists of trying to masturbate lightly enough not to wake her up with bed shakes. Go. Fuck. Yourself.
My vibrator looks like a lipstick tube. So does my mace. I just realized the potential problems of keeping them both in the same bag.
He took initiative. Dragged me into the kitchen and did me on the stove....while it was on! And then we made nachos.
I buy a new bowl every time I get a new guy. It's retail therapy.
I don't really care where everyone ended up, but is everyone alive and not in jail?
Not in jail
Alive?
Randomize
