He didn't know it yet but he was about to go down on me.
everyone has their kryptonite. mine just happens to be 18 year old blonde girls.
My facebook horoscope today said I will have a little "confusion". Obviously astrology understands a blackout.
if he wont fuck me on the stairamster then i dont think theres much XXX shit going down
You seemed more interested in the queso dip than you were in the hand job
Well he has that kind of carefree attitude that comes from a big penis
I might have been the first person to be rolling balls at a referee seminar
We had half a pitcher of beer left and he asked us if we wanted a to-go cup. Fuck yeah we want it to-go.
Btw, if I didn't have 3 limbs in restraints and my free hand offing myself with the pocket rocket, I would have snap chatted you. Next time.
I promise that I won't shotgun beers with your boyfriend this time, Scouts Honor.
Of course that's what I'm wearing. I need to find a beard to mount and ride STAT.
If you think that liquor is the way to shower sex then you're right.
I'm eating ice cream out of my purse
I know you’re not my dad, but you’re someone dad. And you’re also like a second dad to me who I also send nudes to as well. Happy Father’s Day
He sent me the milestone first dick pic this morning, it looked like a baby's fist holding a tree trunk. I'm frightened and aroused in equal measure.
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