Encyclopedia Brown and the case of the missing condom.
I hope Brown isn't a clue to its whereabouts.
why is every porn film shot in the same house? with the same red couch!?!
I find it ironic that homeless people are so good in bed
she looks like someone took a bunch of spare parts and glued them all on one face. it's quite horrifying.
when the lights went off, all i could see was the glowing of the camera light in the closet... i got the fuck out of there so fast.
thanks for texting me "so many asians" at 1am...
there were a lot.
I poured myself a glass of chocolate chips at some point during the evening.
I'm practically paying him in tacos to have sex with me.
Just used my boobs as a ramp to guide ramen into my mouth.
Passing out is just my bodies way of protecting my liver.
i'm only riding in the trunk because they put the case of beer back here..
Dinner?
YES CON MARGARITAS POR FAVOR!!!! MUCHO MARGARITAS!!!
You turn 21 at midnight!
This is better than being born!!
Oh shit that's not good dude. I'd head straight for Williamsport hospital the first ingredient in that shit is lithium batteries. You don't want to know what the second one is
Don't let me pee the bed... Its going to be one of those weekends
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