WORST DINGLEBERRY EVER
dude, i think we just came across a situation where tits weren't worth it.
The dog threw up again, this time IN the toilet. I've taught him well.
Dude, we took our shirts off and set our chest hair on fire. That's a low point.
You raise a valid concern
I don't even want to go. i just want to be a hermit and live in a cave with an elephant that pisses vodka
Judge me...This apron fits PERFECTLY when I have no clothes on
Who said I was judging? More like congratulating.
KETAMINE SUNDAYS ARE SERIOUSLY FUCKING ME UP!
They tried to convince me I broke Alex's nose. Also they stranded me on the roof.
That's what they get for locking a drunk laxer in Mitch's car.
For only eating leftover pizza for breakfast today, you sure do have a lot to vomit up...
If you're wondering why you have playpen balls it's because we stopped at chuckie cheese on the way home.
I think the "tmi" ship sailed a long time ago, and it took our dignities with it..
He ate the contents of an ashtray and didn't puke, I think he can handle drinking a fifth to himself.
I'm so cold without your freakishly high body temperature
that's the equivalent to a normal girlfriends. 'I miss you' btw
I had my first "Damn Kids/When I Was That Age" rant at work today. We need to drink this feeling out of me. NOW.
Fuck you. Leave my nipples out of this. THEY DID NOTHING TO YOU
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