Free body shot off of Sarah. Expires never.
he's chasing his jose cuervo with hot tub water
i never realize how drunk i am until i start using people as human stripper poles
You were so drunk that you were trying to take pictures of a MILF at the park so you could send them to Adam, but you didn't want to "seem creepy," so you used taking pictures of her son as a cover. Needless to say, cops were called.
I think I get why guys like boobs so much. I just motorboated myself and it's fun. My boobs feel soft and squishy on my face.
Getting sheets for college, what is the thread count that shows the least amount of cumstains?
630.
Just got my stitches out.. Now I can give a proper hand job
If I don't get to have sex with him soon my entire female reproductive system is gonna climb out of my body and choke me to death
Im just confused who has their mom break up with someone
Drunk you decided to patrol campus as the Arrow and tell random bystanders "YOU HAVE FAILED THIS CAMPUS." Campus P.D. did not join your crusade.
That explains the nerd bow & arrow...
You know darned well I have a well-documented weakness for redheads, Subway and hand-drawn graphic novels.
I can't sleep. Send Llama pictures.
I have done everything sexualally imaginable with that umpalumpa
WELL I DIDNT KNOW IT WAS POSSIBLE TO COME SO HARD YOU HAVE AN ASTHMA ATTACK BUT HERE I AM
I feel like him using the excuse "I'm not a fan of lying" to stop me from sleeping around is hypocritical since he's cheating on his wife with me.
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