I just saw the pics of me from the costume party as Party Boy. I've effectively cock-blocked myself forever.
She challenged me to a game of rock-paper-scissors for her virginity. I love this girl.
Going to pass out with da shoes on. hugging wallstreet journal from tuesday. please check me for liveliness in the morning.
Shame should no longer be a word in your vocabulary.
Power hour was a bad idea. It turned into power 4 hours, then power puke. Then power sleep till 3.
Their was just 7 people standing outside eating a costco chicken, definitley at the right party
She was mid-sentence and then BOOM the hammock broke off the tree. I about pissed myself. Hot Sprite and Vodka make the world go round.
if I see a bottle of vodka right now I'll probably throw up gum I swallowed when I was a kid
Had the longest conversation today with a potentially homeless cuban woman about mind control.
do u know what happened to the bottles last night?
apparently we hid them.... i google mapped the location into my phone
BRING KITTENS I AM A GENIUS
don't do laundry while your drunk! i found a ketchup bottle & clothes hanger in the washer this morning!
Don't do tequila. The Devil himself spits into shot glasses and we call it tequila. You will do bad things.
He burst in the bathroom while I was peeing to hand me my beer I was looking for earlier tht night. And my pants were already down so I thought why not
I don't know, all I remember is waking up at 4 in the morning to him going down on me.
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