Do you ever think God made girls unattractive around their periods as a warning?
She rubs her butt on the bed & then she growls..
I just found out my favorite drunk show, Repo Men, is just reenactments. I can't express through words my disappointment.
At what point were we discussing suction-cupping a dildo to the wall?
were drug buddies, doing lines off her ass is just a bonus
As a jewish boy dating her she thinks everypart of christmas is my first time. Helllllo bj under mistletoe!!
I'm sure me singing - rather loudly - "fuck me in the back seat" last night didn't help either.
I just think that exercising will really get in the way of my painkiller induced nap time rituals. There's gotta be a better way.
It is becoming increasingly more likely that my entire halloween costume will be entirely composed of borrowed clothing from the two girls I'm hooking up
After we had sex he made me watch a Top Gun highlight video...
our next stoner-chievment: cream of shroom soup. Get over here, this is happening!
He finally delivered on the dick pic, and Jesus Christ, it was worth the wait.
there is something very satisfying about getting tacos after hours of sex.
People probably think I’m a fangirl bc I go to so many shows but it’s really bc I like fucking the tour manager
The covid immunization shot lady also sold me a mondo bag of really good pot.
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