saw him outside... he got fatter, i got blonder. the winner is obvious.
3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
Maybe if you date her you can take a dump on her
It's going to be great. They guy at the store said 3 shots and you won't be able to feel your face or stop smiling.
dude. we need more in our fridge then just beer and applesauce.
He looks like the kind of guy that would jack off to weird things.
do not give him the "i just had sex cake" i repeat DO NOT give him the cake. things didn't go well
thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
I'm sorry I ignored your high cries for help while you were grating cheese on my dog.
I woke up five hours later with a mouthful of Jimmy John's while clinging to my sandwich.
Romney sounds like a middle school girl and that creepy ass smile makes me want to close my blinds
So question... If I'm sexting with uncircumcised guy, do I have to add *then i gently pull your foreskin down*?
I don't know what his name was or what he looked like, but I remember him rocking me to sleep with his cock
You want further proof that God hates me? Okay. We're on the way to the ER. A homeless man stabbed me at the gas station.
I don’t care how cute or big a guy is I’m done with drunken hand jobs. It was like I was pulling a nine inch bungee cord for 25 minutes. Now My arm and shoulder is dead
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