Not that I thought your boyfriend was a phile
But the whole crossing guard thing? Weird.
ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
i would never do something against you youre the best i ever had
please tell me you did not just intentionally quote drake..
ur penis kinda felt like a vagina to me
well when i got there she was attempting to stick the cat in her mouth.. so maybe you should go check on her
I just walked by that girl who tried to commit suicide over me in high school. That was weird.
I have this strange craving to see a really fat person go down a slipnslide
In between when I last wrote and now have screwed a Swiss guy on a hostel bathroom floor. Okay, real life?
i feel like the 7 eleven by your house knows our deepest, darkest secrets
DISHONOR ON YOU. DISHONOR ON YO FAMILY. DISHONOR ON YO COW
When was the last time you wore pants?
Time is relative.
And pants are optional.
Idk what the interview would be like but I imagine you in a suit and tie surveying a nervous freshman and eventually leading him into a labyrinth of debauchery and clapping him on the back, saying "welcome to the fraternity, son"
To get him to come she paid for his uber and promised that someone in the house would give him head. it worked
Like I just wanted some midlife crisis fun, not drama as big as his dick.
She said to call her, so I called her. Her boyfriend answered and traced the fucking call. I could litterally hear him yell because it turns out he lives in 4d
Don't you live in 4c?
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