the line for where the wild things are looks like radiohead had sex with an urban outfitters
Is it just me, or does Colt McCoy look like Herbie the Dentist from "Rudolph the Red-nosed Reindeer"?
you kept running around the room with a flask shouting "so much room for activities!" then someone tripped you and you passed out
Theres a midget tsa agent. Just an observation
is it bad that my walk of shame involves the church shuttle?
Me and the guy at the liquor store are on a first name basis, college is all about networking.
All three roommates are gay and in women's studies. Ive already been informed that all penetration is rape. This is not the college experience I signed up for.
A "Tom-vomit" is when you puke but cough as it comes up, so you close you mouth as a natural reaction and the vomit is jet-propelled out your noise.
In that case, if you come anywhere near my house you can expect to be chased down various streets by a half naked me wielding a baseball bat. No, I am not giving you my address.
Why so serious bruh
I feel like Jeremy snapchattong while we're fucking is a perfect example of our generation..
I can see the future and your future is full of penis
I was in a bad mood so I guilted her into giving me $100 on a weekly basis and now I feel bad but I don't know how to tell her I hustled her
Pray for me.. I'm like the lonely vagina in a sea of sworming dicks
Grabbed the cop's ass and he still arrested Heather instead. Victory is mine!!
Can you get an STD by sharing underwear? Walk of shamed home and realized I was wearing someone else’s panties
No one knows. This doesn’t happen to normal people.
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