This girl added me on fb and has all these pics of her kissing her little brother saying i will love you forever. I'm creeped out.
maybe it's her son
thats not any better.
Pride was great cause we really can now appreciate how far we've come as gay people!
Doll, if you're still fucking strangers behind the WeHo Sonic while high on E then we've come as far as 2003...
I wish that guy wasn't missing teeth
Mat is currently running around his basement "trying to catch oxygen in his mouth."
just realized the sink is the perfect height to piss into never cleaning the toilet again
The mexican place next the the funeral home has dollar margaritas, our grandfather would want us to act on this... trust me i know.
I JUST SHOOK HIS GRANDMOTHER'S HAND. WITH COCK HANDS. THIS IS NOT FUNNY.
Im just a social blackout drinker.
As hard as i've been partying lately their gonna have to revoke my organ donor status
why are our drunk alter egos so much more successful than us?
The number of times I have seen your cock and the number of times I have wanted to see your cock are different!
That's the 3rd time in 6 months I woke up on the hallway floor using a towel as a blanket, no clue how I got there. At least back when I was still drinking I could blame something other than myself for that kind of shit.
You should go to AA meetings and warn people about the dangers of sobriety.
I'm about to take my 7th shot and I have to to go to dinner with my grandma in an half hour. What is my life.
Who loses their virginity to fucking Flo Rida
It smells like graded cheese and febreze in the family room what the hell have you been up to???
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