Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
Note to self: never go down on a girl first thing in the morning…its like opening a grilled cheese sandwich
I am currently in the waffle making stage of highness
He used one end of the towel to wipe the cum and I used the other end to wipe the tears
He came, while we were making out fully clothed. I'm going to write a book.
I went out as a member of the house of Gryfindor and came home as Snooki
WAIT DID YOU MAIL ME A KITTEN
The fire department told the police that I was inside the burning building trying to pee in the rest of the electrical Outlets. Booyaka.
there's a photo set of like seven dicks covered in glitter....i don't know what to do
Oh you know..Chillin with your dad.
With a fannypack full of drugs.
And I threw up 26 times yesterday. I actually think I threw up a spider too.
I drank so much that my feet don't feel like my feet
Well 1) stay calm 2) stay safe 3) drink more
Dog. I woke up between my ex boyfriend witch i'm currently fucking and his bestfriend spooning me in MY bestfriends empty powerless house still really fucked up. No one knows what happend.
he's annoying when i'm sober but vaguely hot when i'm drunk so yes i do have a preference and it goes by the name of vodka
Randomize
