It doesn't matter if they shave you or not, you're still susceptible to the staph infection.
I got chris browned last night
Dude, I just went to take a piss and looked at my ballsack... Underneath was labled "L" and "R"
left comments onEVRY SINGLE1of my posts n status updates.Im done dating freshmen
My roomate just said the he would "tap dat" to the 13 out of control girl on maury. Im finding a new place in the morning.
There are taser marks on me. Your face flashed before my eyes when i woke up and saw them.
I just woke up tangled in fishing line while wearing someone else's bathing suit with fishes drawn all over me. What kind of sex did we have?
Yeah... I still gave her a hug because I felt really bad though. I mentioned that my boyfriends grandma just died too, just to reinforce that I'm straight afterwards.
i am one UTI away from banning your fingers from my vagina
wearing my old cheerleader outfit to the bar was a great way to get free drinks. i should do this more often
How do I say "I still wanna hook up w you but I don't wanna see your penis via text ever again" through a snapchat
Best line overheard at the bar: "This is the last time I'm shaving my ass for him...I mean we just broke up".
I wish I may, I wish I might, get some daddy dick tonight
Dude I woke up with a handprint shaped bruise on my ass, a pong ball in my cleavage, and somebody else's gold chain around my neck. Who's house am I in?
What does it mean when the government shuts down and your boyfriends wife wants a divorce ON YOUR BIRTHDAY?
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