she gave him a mild concussion from throwing him against the wall in an attempt to dance with him. gotta love monday nights at the sandbar.
We just saw him running from campus police a few minutes ago. So no, I don't think he's still passed out on the quad.
just wrote a 6 page paper on my blackberry. including 3 sources. college is teaching me good things so far.
Yea my vagina was pretty pissed at me for not taking advantage of the situation...
And then he said he wanted to "get really weird with me on my horse." I took that as he wants to fuck me while riding my horse. Could be a good time.
I am a good friend because I got you a bagel. I am a bad friend because I ate half of it.
I truly wish I could say I pulled my groin straddling our cab driver but unfortunately I cannot
Under no circumstances is tits McGee to make that kind of decision about my life!
Apparently I have decided there are no repercussions for my actions
Who brings nunchucks to a funeral?
I have in my possession one ukulele shaped package.
We watched X-Files, ate pizza, and he played with my butt. It was a pretty standard Monday.
Just had a small freak out because I couldn't get my bra unhooked and thought I was gonna be stuck in it forever.
FYI brushing your teeth & taking off your makeup does not erase the shame from the night before
Took my nervous poop earlier then expected it's gonna be a good day
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