So I got hit on by a gay guy. It might have something to do with the fact that I licked his nose.
And why did you do that?
Tequila
dude i doubt hes gay
I CAUGHT HIM BEATING OFF TO MENS HEALTH!
I got a hennah tattoo of my room number on my arm...I love spring break in Mexico!
It's never good when you wake up covered with burns
They just yellow carded someone for spilling a drink because it was a party foul. Love germans.
Just saw ur booking photo. Love that u were already wearing orange. Its like u knew
I had 5 long islands and 2 alien brain hemorrhages…I am entirely certain that the "power hour to finish the night" idea was just too much.
I misjudged the power of my pelvic thrusting capabilities. His nose is broken. Thoughts?
Don't ever feel guilty about what you put in your mouth best advice my gma ever gave me lmao
Well its official, I'm into significantly freakier sex than even I thought possible.
Did you know that pizza hut has a wedding proposal box? And sorry for being kinda drunk yesterday when you got here
its not everyday you see batman on the ground with someone riverdancing on his face bourbon street never disappoints
IDK MAYBE BC I WOKE UP IN AN AIRPORT WITH A ONE WAY TICKET TO LONDON
I'VE LOST MY DIGNITY, MY PRIDE, AND EVEN MY BOOTY CALL. HAPPY THANKSGIVING.
And here I am, playing fetch with my cat at two in the morning.
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