He thanked me for being "his little blond pogo stick last night". Good thing?
i was picked up off the floor by a stripper, if thats not a new life low then i dont know what is.
Oh I also wanted to thank you for leaving your list of porn sites on the coffee table. Very entertaining.
My phone saved "first signs of pregnancy" as a most visited search.
My vagina is not really on board with my "emotional issues"
who's job is it to make sure we don't run out of tp since the incident of 09'... Thats right you go get some
Just realized I could have five different dicks in me the day of valentines day but no real date. My life
How was the party last night?
I'm dangerously close to shitting myself.
I feel like the only way to get him to stop is by telling him i'm tired from fucking our other friend every night this week
He got a new tattoo in prison. It's actually a good tattoo, making it that much harder for me to hold out until he's off house arrest.
i knew it was love when she pulled a beer out from between her boobs and offered it to me
KY in my mouth and throat does not a party make.
That car ride home was pretty awkward. Your feeling up the girlfriend to the guy who's throwing up out the window. Thanks for that.
we should paint friendship bongs
For the love of all that is holy just take the tranquilizers Erica
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