I hate my date so much right now for even thinking I want to do the electric slide.
It was like the Ritz Carlton of jails. I got introduced to our criminal system the right way.
I stayed up for an hour trying to make my room stop spinning and then I realized it was bc my fan was on
I think the boy in my gender studies class cried when 90% of the girls said they had faked an orgasm
I'm a little nervous about this St. Patty's Day party. Seriously, we're still finding stuff from the Halloween party.
After he called me a "spirited little girl" I realized that I need to stop sleeping with guys more than ten years older than me.
i don't know how it's possible. but i just bought groceries for a week with the money i made off returning empties
Don't make fun of the drunk girl eating bread out of her pockets. I've been that girl.
The trees feel like magic. Come fly to taco bell with me.
Omg. I wanna lecture the drug dealer about how highschool should not be his glory days.
Just beer bonged tequila, broke into the hotel next door and got chased by security. It's spring break
She complimented my boobs and then told me I smelled like teddy bears before falling asleep on the floor.
Apparently, the Mormons have taken over airports. I was told by a befuddled looking clerk I couldn't buy a beer with breakfast before 6am.
He's a waste of a perfectly good penis.
You ran outside mistaken the snow for sand and started screaming "WHERES TH BEACH"
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