BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
Why do guys in porn never have boxers on?
better question: why do you always text me when you're watching porn
Now i know why people get high. I sat in the same chair for about 3 hours and the only thing i worried about was how far away my chinese food was.
Is it bad that I was more upset about not getting the perfume he told me he had bought for me then the actual breakup?
Just had my ass outlined on a bar top with permanent marker and then they carved the imprint into the wood with a knife. I'm famous in the country!
Walking into the first day of college is like walking into a meat market. A meat market of sex.
It was like coming out my mothers vagina again in slow motion
ditto.
about cumming, not toast
I woke up missing my shoes and my left eyebrow. MY. EYEBROW.
I knew my sister shouldn't have gone to the bacherlotte party. Two of the other brides maids have black eyes and my fiancé called me and asked if this is the crazy she's marrying
walk of shame across osu's campus on game day. i can see all the spots i threw up last night. its like my personal yellow brick road.
If by fun you mean, did I meet her cousin for the.first time and bang him, then yes it was a productive evening.
I may or may not have puked near a bear on the side of the road this morning.
He was shirtless in my yard saying he was jesus
Broken heels while double fisting margaritas, picking up shirtless, bloody men and escorting them out of harms way, the meltdown when I realized I can go without a bra bc my boobs shrunk, the morning vodka red bull you were forced to drink? Which one roped you in?
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