love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
well, tey weren't taking lap dances as payment today
I'm torn. Shes everything I ever wanted, but I just cant get past the story about having drunken sex with her dog in high school.
you hand the children out the window. i'll pour the drinks.
walkin home..,.jsut saw the cheshire cat
watch out for the queen of hearts
fuucck i forgot ab her
The night started going downhill when I set my foot on fire.
I don't think eating half of a pickle out of my mouth counts as getting to know me
The only responsible thing ive done in vegas is shower and that was onky to clean vomit off me
Got home last night and found a Big Mac in the shower, tampons all over the place, and two pairs of your panties on the front porch.
Myy bathroom floor makes me think I'm on Mars. Also. Did you realize that yesterday we perfected thee mind high-five??
You stared at the ground for like 20 minutes willing yourself to get sober
I haven't received a dick pic from him lately. He's not even my boyfriend and I'm concerned. I hope he's alright.
You knew you'd end up at his house the minute you emptied the bowl of condoms into your purse.
I owe you an apology, I was appointed captain of this sexy fuckship and I fell asleep at the helm.
my goal is to never have a bac of 0.0 the whole time while in the state of florida, which means i have to chug a beer before i cross the state line
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