I just google mapped his house on satellite so i can really see how much money he has. Does that make me shallow?
He yelled IN THE FACE!! while cumming on my face.
I love how you are more concerned with what i call my penis than the fact i wanna bone some high school chicks
Your dad needs a mid life crisis affair thing, I could totally be that girl.
just spent the last 4 hours covering his room in sticky notes. Viva Drunk Thursdays.
I think you have the right to know, the water bottle you drank out of the other night is the bottle we use to catch what drips from the toilet. Love you!
Life for us students isn't all fun and drunken lesbian affairs you know
He makes me want to shower. It must be love.
I just caught myself watching and Irish step dance documentary in my underwear drinking nyquil through a straw at 2 in the afternoon. today's off to a good start.
You made a glowstick headband with a helium balloon tied around it and climbed a tree in high heels. I was impressed.
i wonder if cab drivers are trained in the art of delivering girls back to their dorms on Saturday mornings. because mine was so nice that he dropped me off at the back of my building so no one would see me.
Drink a bottle I wine by yourself? Treat yo self
I just went through the Wendy's drive thru only wearing a towel. My life has hit an all time low
I swear if he puts my hand anywhere near his dick tonight I'm "accidentally" leaving all my rings on
purchased gas station taquitos and condoms at 4 this morning. It has been magical..
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