I woke up this morning and "The Wood" was on tv. Touche TBS, touche.
Dude, she knew her leg was on fire and she kept dancing. Bad-fucking-ass.
she works at a police station now. i think thats the definition of keeping your enemies closer.
SEE! I KNEW I HAD A LONG-TERM REASON FOR BEING A SLUT!
How bad is it if you swallow a really small piece of glass? Be optimistic if possible I'm anxious about it.
Last time i was there we saw the window of the pizza place we were at get busted, we were pulled out of a taxi to be questioned by the cops, and we peed outside a waffle house. I'm in.
YOU'RE HIGH AND AT THE GYM OF COURSE YOU FEEL WEIRD
My thighs feel like glass
Does he cat effect his dick pics to you? Because THAT is true love
I just haven't been myself lately. I slept with a guy 21 years older than me and I've been wearing my hair in a center part.
He pulled a kid having a seizure out of a car and stayed with him until the ambulance came.
he what???
Not kidding. My ovaries cannot handle this shit...swear next time he'll rescue a bunch of pound puppies and hand them out to lonely orphans.
Well we were going to compare notes, but all I could remember was throwing up, and all she could remember was kissing, so then we decided to not compare anything.
If one of us has to be polite I guess I won't sneak out while he's in the shower
I want to get "Patrick Kane" wasted tonight
I am one hundred percent down for that
My relationship: I'm wearing batman panties and a tiara right now trying to get laid and he's doing dishes.
I mean we all knew i was gonna get arrested eventually but shoplifting is lame so dont tell anyone. Well just let them assume public nudity or something
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