I want to take things slow emotionally, but fast physically
I have been thinking about it and I am really glad we decided to order helmets.
you were watching a documentary about sharks and wouldn't stop stroking my legs and whispering "what if they could walk?"
you will always have a special place in my vag
You said your dick dragged you up the stairs
We're cuddling on the couch that me and his brother had sex on...this feels wrong
just watched a cripple ollie in his wheelchair to get on to the elevated floor in the bar. I. LOVE. WISCONSIN
You just sent me a picture of a federal crime. Like. You don't give a fuck.
I feel like a monkey keeps fucking me in the ear with a trombone as a dick.
Is eating fries while lying on the floor bad for you?
If I choke and die at least I will have been doing something I love
New found love of volunteering, when there's free wine available at all times. Good times. And I get to to feel good about helping people.
I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
My synapses wont fire in a pattern that will process those facts
Sorry I didn't answer your call last night, I was peeing on the driveway.
Her delivery came. She's ordered a pack of 144 condoms.
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