I'm so fucking centered right now
My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
"Party in the USA" was played at church youth group last night. It was like everything I enjoy hating was aligning against me.
I just blew my nose and little bits of weed came out.
I think whatever his name is just puked on the stairs. Just an fyi for the morning. Love you.
Just painted my nails at the bar... I may be getting too comfortable here.
I sat in the bathroom on the counter and gave out advice to all the random people that walked in
Oh, and that ugly chick transformed into a veritable goddess when she came back at 3AM with a handle of vodka and 100 chicken wings
What's a good pandora station to masturbate to?
how do you ask an olympian for your underwear back?
How many band members does it take to become The Band Slut? I think I might be dangerously close
She doesn't even know his real name...he just keeps calling himself Hans the Third
I just sent a snapchat of my boobs for Adderall. It's finals season.
I'm currently on a bowling date with my girlfriend and her boyfriend. It's pretty fun.
I'm reading fall out boy fanfic. What has my life come to.
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