doesn't matter. i just recorded the power rangers theme song on my phone. and its loud. was thinking we could use it as our entrance song as we walk into bars.
sitting in room practicing taking shots. has my life come to this?
There's a show on the Discovery Channel about T-Rex sex. I think this just made my life.
Step 1: drink. 2: drink more. 3: go for it. 4a: success. 4b: drink more. 5. drink. 6. go for other girls. 7. drink more. Sound good?
Apparently I've been blackout drunk doing abstract algebra on the floor
He came into your room last night to tell me he was leaving, when I woke up this morning he was facedown in your hallway. He didn't make it very far.
So, we bought a knight today. Nearly life size. Hes in the garage, so don't be startled.
My new year's resolution was to squirt this year. I only have four months left. Help.
i think ive crossed the line from sexually frustrated to sexually furious
where will you be at 9:30 tonight?
piledriving you in your roommate's bed?
Jeff brought me a cup of coffee to my desk. He's getting a blow job.
I just want to bone him one last time before he moves across the country with his new (average looking) girl friend.
listen I will take literally anything I can get my tiny gay fingers on
The bouncer just called me magically delicious... apparently I'm a lucky charm. hollllleeeerrrr!
I couldn't find my contact solution so I thought mixing toothpaste and water would work
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