If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
I swear coke makes your nose hairs grow out of control
In hindsight maybe we should have moved his homework instead of playing quarters on top of it.
Just bonged a beer from a vuvuzela...this place is only doing good for me
I don't remember her missing an ear while we were at the bar
The fire alarm went off at 3 am in the freshmen dorm. So guess which junior everyone now knows is hooking up with a freshman? This girl...
With the drought our water bill is skyrocketing. No more shower sex, masturbating, or pretending to be under a water fall after smoking a blunt.
i had a long naked conversation with the cop on why is everything fun illegal
i'm going as a slutty football player, and all night i'll drunkily whisper "id love to catch your balls." into random strangers ears.
Just specific performance'd my way into her pants. I literally said specific performance and that shit worked. Thanks B. Law!
I think getting right with the Lord should involve more than me and a bottle of tequila.
Almost lost a vagina lip in the great shave of '16
I RAN OVER A NUN! I RAN OVER A FUCKING NUN! GOD WILL NEVER FORGIVE ME FOR MY SINS NOW!!!
Never again will I go to my mom's side of the family's parties. After the bride and groom cut the head off the roasted pig together they boarded their RV and rode off into the sunset.
When my card got declined you bought the vibrator without me even asking. This is what friendship is.
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