Pride was great cause we really can now appreciate how far we've come as gay people!
Doll, if you're still fucking strangers behind the WeHo Sonic while high on E then we've come as far as 2003...
there was a trapeze. enough said
i dont care about people's attitudes as long as they give me head
my facebook is like a giant collection of my one night stands
my fraternity brothers just had an intervention for me. i either have a problem or am just on some next-level shit, im gonna go with door number 2
I think it's our patriotic duty to get high and watch the state of the union tonight
The best part is when you puked in your slurpree and the 7 eleven guy still made you pay for it
Succesfully slept on the roof at work for 3.5 hours without getting caught. I need a promotion
Yeah. Let's save our goodbyes for when I'm obnoxiously and embarrassingly drunk and more than likely naked.
He fell asleep cradling my ass and every time I moved he adjusted his hand accordingly. I've found the one.
I agree and I would be an awesome dog
Do you have Pokemon Go yet? I just caught a Clefairy on my walk of shame and feel way better about myself.
I just puked on a sprinkler…Motherfucker tried to spray me
i think ive been high everyday since ive met you
She needs to move out. Her mom interferes with my penis being touched
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