just bought miller high life, hungry man dinners, and a bottle of lube. you win life, you win.
you turned your livingroom into a bong?
is it bad if i hope guys are like edward cullen and can read my mind. i could be a whore in disguise.
Wouldn't be the first time..I think there's a subliminal message constantly playing in my mind that says 'blackout', 'throwing up is fun' 'too sober'
He said he wants to make an itinerary for the sex we'll have when I come home.
Omg he's telling my parents stories about him doing jaagerbombs ... Lord help me
Update is I am officially king of Gettysburg. Tam and I are being threaded like royakt. In bought e ruined a drink
WE SHOULD FUCK TWO GUYS THAT LIVE TOGETHER
THAT WOULD BE SO CONVENIENT WE COULD CARPOOL
I may or may not be wearing slippers and a TMNT hat. This thing better not have a dress code.
He's sweet and rough. A wonderful contradiction. He's the starburst of sex.
So she just had an emotional breakdown over a birthday card with a peacock on it. Yeah. She's pretty drunk, but we made it home safely.
Never in a million years thought I would have to put jello shot recipe/equation into an excel spreadsheet
I am in serious pain and you're making dick jokes. I hope you wind up with crotch rot.
Ive decided to see your threat against my life as you flirting
This is a question I thought I'd never have to ask. How many hits of acid did you give your dad tonight?
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