what if I'm pregnant?
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I've decided that life's journeys are more fun when your moral compass hangs in front of you and swings with each step
thats the mark of a good guy. when you can period all over his leg and he still thinks you're beautiful!
I find out next week of the Australian was lying about his vasectomy or not. Keep your fingers crossed!
i would rather have had this happen at a time when i wasnt tripping out on shrooms
Moral of the story is go have sex with a foreigner and report back to me.
Also he didn't buy condoms after we ran out last week. Luckily I had one, but I told him he should be more optimistic about getting laid
I bought a vibrating wall dildo with my tax return. You?
I told my therapist about the other night and he actually whistled and said "wow that is not good."
I forgot her safe word. It was a rough night.
My brother is chasing tequila with vodka. Not sure how it will turn out, but I like his style.
I'm fine w planning around your penis prospecting. Saturday it is.
He lives in a tent in my ex'd backyard. Why the fuck would you want any of that dirty dick?
Well, I just puked in the shower in case anyone wants an update on how my day is going
Sustenance and doggy style.. the only two things I need
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