i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
Yo I'm just eating dinner now. U ready to go out?
Ya ya. Where you eating?
Cereal and beer. U kno u want in.
Come on the kid is gayer than me
Like the straightest thing he could do right now is take it up the butt
Yeudjkisdjxbfceryuj. i love having a qwerty keyboard just so i can do that.
I microwaved pizza rolls, a hot dog, and bacon in the same plate with no paper towels. I drank the grease at the end. I'm going to vomit everywhere.
Is it bad that I stopped wanting to fuck her as soon as I noticed she had dry skin?
I sometimes completely doubt that you're straight.
He SHOWED UP to the party wearing one shoe and a dinosaur hat. He kept lifting up his shirt and asking people to bite his nipple.
Hey. Me and my buddy are drunk. you wanna give us tattoos of the hawaiian punch guy we shall pay very well. Seriously dude. no bull shit.
Found out it was only pneumonia. We celebrated hydrocodone cough syrup. Two long island ice teas at lunch and the random white powder we found in her purse. Mother of the year award.
I get so many dick pics from him...He has an unhealthy obsession with his own penis...
As you passed out you started to cry and say "Mufasa" over and over again making everyone else cry.
Congratulations, you have turned my vagina into a garden hose.
We drunkenly built a couch fort and fucked in it. I've known her since preschool. This was every childhood fantasy mixed with adult dreams come true.
Cooked. Eating pizza. Didn't have a napkin so I took my shirt off and I'm using it.
Answered a bio test question bc of watching phineas and ferb. Remind me to always drink when studying.
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