: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
I fell asleep next to my cousin and woke up with my hand in her pants because i though it was lisa
you should have heard her the other night. no sentence related to one preceding it. it was like she was in etch a sketch and when she moved she forgot everythin
You've fucked so many I should get a word bank when you make me guess these things.
So we came to a decision, you need to fuck your hot roommate and send us pictures. We voted, so don't hate the democracy this great country stands for
Trimming my pubes at 1 AM, drunk, listening to Stevie Ray Vaughn. What has become of me.
Jesus christ stop updating me about every aspect of your life.
maybe if I avoid him long enough we could skip the talking part of "we need to talk"
I woke up with a cutting board and a bag of uncooked pasta next to me.
Well, at some point in her life every girl has to decide how much weird she's willing to tolerate for hot tall banker cock
After pissing all over her van its a lot easier to look her in the eye than I thought.
Dude I swear I'm scooping human shit out of the litter boxes. What the fuck happened last night?
I have 2 phone numbers written on my vagina. I told you I shouldnt be left to my own devices after tequila shots.
just played fuck the dealer and thunderstruck with my physics ta. he is the third ta that i have drank with this semester, i think i'm getting good at college
You are, as of last night, the self declared king of pooping. Long may you reign.
I literally blew him under my face mask. Not because I thought it'd protect me from COVID, but because I wanted to prove to myself that I could.
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