i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
It was like the Ritz Carlton of jails. I got introduced to our criminal system the right way.
I just found 3 condoms in my math textbook... in the probability section... Under dependent and independent events...
he walked down the highway for 3 miles at 4 am, and got me coffee on the way. i dont think a blow job would have been enough.
as of this morning I have officially vommed on the highways of 6 different countries. It's a proud moment.
i am bringing shame upon my ancesors with my weak liver valhalla will never accept me
She took one look at my hardon and said, "You have a dick built for anal."
That wasn't a compliment.
Sorry I didn't answer your call last night, I was peeing on the driveway.
He started making out with my boobs. I didn't know whether to be proud of my boobs or ashamed of my mouth.
Yeah, nothing like barfing into a grocery bag you just put dog shit into.
I accidentally called my professor daddy...and I think he liked it. Help, I'm scared.
OK BUT WHO THE FUCK FORGTS A LIVE CHICKEN IN MY HOUSE
I just want to slap everyone in the face that's happy being sober. Loser.
So I'm never gonna get to see you again?
Hopefully.
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