In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
:( I'm sorry!!!
sexual favors sorry?
absolutely not
Just saw the first guy I gave head to lose in the french open...some how I feel better that my mistake made it to the same mistake as our relationship, the third round. Don't judge.
waking up outside has become so normal, the paper boy knows to set the paper next to me
she was talking at me constantly for like 20mins. i kept praying for a brain hernia but it kept not happening...
Im sorry for drunkenly throwing your phone into the ocean. At the time it seemed like a good way for you not to text him
You can't just leave with hair like that
we were both freshly single and using each other as rebounds. most intense sex I've ever had. i felt like a grizzly bear emerging from hibernation in a whirlwind of sexual fury
We just broke my bed mid-sex, laughed, then continued. If that isn't true love I don't know what is.
I re-seduced my fuck buddy...must be the luck of the Irish!
Fell asleep on kitchen floor again, chicken nuggets everywhere.
Does your balding hurt less when a 19 year old holds your hand?
It was somewhere in between an airport security patdown and a medical examination. No groping or squeezing, just brief pokes and pats.
It's almost like he's actually taking my commentary and criticism to heart, but simultaneously succumbing to some primal urge to wear less clothing each time.
What use have I for dignity? It just get's in the way of the really fun stuff.
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