she has a miserable personality but its a good think you dont have sex with that
pussy has no personality
Amen to that
she was dressed as a doctor claiming that after she was done i would have a "permaboner"
All I remember is you introducing yourself to the entire basketball team using the line "I'll show you a slam dunk."
now that you've tased me I refuse to buy you flowers
It's a sign that no dudes december is about to start: I have a yeast infection.
Me and him were fist fighting in the back of the cab and I offered the driver a 100% tip to call him an asshole. I don't know why.
Well when you get back to your computer, there's a nice explanation of pansexuality on your Skype.
Id fuck him but only at his house and he had to stay im bed till i left. He only works upper body. It just creeps me out how tiny his legs are
Escorted out of jimmy johns because I refused to leave with my dog. Stole a loaf of bread on the way out.
They ran out of toilet paper, so I had a girl rip down the streamers so I could wipe.
What happened to fro yo and sex?
I'm gonna celebrate Valentines day by watching Bob Ross videos and tripping balls.
He's mad at me because I said I wouldn't date him if his dick was smaller. I fail to see the issue
I just split a tacobell party box with my boss. 12 tacos. We were equals for a moment.
I ate cake in bed. Felt great
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