But regardless, you really stood out last night, you should give me a chance
Sorry but you seem like a potential womanizer
dude, i look like john mccains neck right now
I chugged a bottle of robotussein and i ducking saw a blind lady on a purch sewing a shirt! And a tree portal
oh and i feel obligated to inform you that there will be no sexin' because it's 'lady time' for me. so this ain't a booty call.
sexting on a treadmill. speed 9.0 beat that slut!
maybe i'll see you again later :)
I'd rather shit a knife.
he fucked me to the beat of the construction going on outside my house. i will never look at jackhammers the same ever again.
somedays, I wish the drugs you give me would convince me they were a bad idea preingestion.
where's the fun in that?
Maybe it was silver. I don't know. I was drunk sifting through my dogs vomit.
All I'm asking for is flower occasionally, and in return you get to come home to me naked in heels. Is that to much to ask for?
I told him his only options were from behind or me on top. I was not about to mess up my $80 blow out before graduation.
I told my fuck buddy that I wanted one of his arms to take home with me to hold onto in bed and he was hurt that I didn't want to bring him, like as a person, home to my family. I feel like you and only you could appreciate this.
She took me into the bathroom and force fed me a panini, it was pretty good.
How do you teach a grown ass men how to fuck? Why is good sex so hard to find these days?
We were driving past a farm when he screamed at me to stop the car, then he jumped out and tried to ride a cow.
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