Well we can cross off dogs, dating sites, and real life as ways to help you meet a chick.
Oh. He liked you.
Then you said "Are you asian?, I didn't know there was Asians in Colorado."
9 of the 12 girls i had sex with in college are on facebook
it was an ugly road back then. i'm sure time hasn't been friendly.
when I woke up she was standing in the living room with a bottle of scotch because she is "allergic to hangovers"
I don't know what you drank last night but you really enjoyed the 4 egg body shots.
the sad thing is, im pretty sure she was serious about giving me head for my falafel
i feel as uncomfortable as your camel toe looks.
He left an apology note saying he had to work and that there was coffee, OJ and food on the table with two Excedrin. I left his spare key with the door guard and she said "too bad I don't go for skinny white boys or I'd jump you both!" Best one night stand ever.
You climbed out your own window and walked in the front door..
I just did the walk of shame in monkey slippers in the snow
Teach me the song of your people
The moment I said this burrito on my nuts feels really good is the moment I knew I was drunk
I just projectile vomited into my kitchen sink. Today need to be over already.
No, and she still hasn't answered me...I get a whole series of text messages about Guatemalan anal bleaching but no fucking answer to my question.
I fear our relationship is coming to an end. Last night I felt the need to bloody apologise for waking him up with a blow job.
after we got done having sex, you rolled over and ask what your yelp review was. So yea I'm kinda mad.
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