you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
she looked like she should be chained to micheal vicks radiator
I woke up and blew hamburger out my nose. That kinda night.
Well, i'm not sure how that works so i wish both you and your vagina luck on your voyage.
Bullshit. No way. If I brushed past your penis it was completely coincidental.
What's the most polite way to say "Congrats on losing weight, but no one is happy your boobs got smaller."
Btw after this weekend the chipndales costume has a 125% success rate.
I must have some kind of deep rooted instinct that tells me when a boys virginity needs to be taken.
It's a journey
And the destination is his penis?
Precisely.
I moved out... There's nothing left but his childhood trophies...
You should make him a new one, you know like "you suck at relationships but thanks for trying participation award"
He said I was doing well, so I stopped mid blow job to compliment his grammar. You could say I like intellectuals
The cop that got shot in the dick is here, let the entertainment begin.
You've slept with someone mentioned in the NY Times, that officially makes you the most famous person I know.
KY in my mouth and throat does not a party make.
It's my birthday. I should be drinking mimosas in a top hat, not working.
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