we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
all you kept saying from the spare room was "can you bring me a puke bowl...and the cat"
Have you ever tried running while drinking 151?
pregamed for the floor meeting. so stoned. i keep thinking my RA is shrinking.
Also I just took a shit at a bar so always remember that ANYTHING is possible.
When I tried to give you a hickey, you karate chopped me in the neck.
You get home okay?
I'm pantless and in bed
That doesn't mean you're at home.
When he wakes up tomorrow with half shaved legs smelling like a preteens bathroom, I'm sure he will think he has had a great evening
You know your night is done when the police confiscate your bra at high school basketball game
You did a body shot out of her belly button with a bendy straw.
She yelled out "MCDREAMY" mid orgasm
No, you are in the clear. The police officer finally just said "I give up" and walked away.
I'm a shining star this evening. Dancing with a cane in rite aid now. I should be kept under survaillance.
on a campus of 30,000 people, i should not be able to see every single guy I've ever hooked up with at one party.
she gave me a ride on the back of her motor scooter and i swooned so hard
omg it's like all of your grease 2 fantasies come true i'm so happy for you
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