Are you with Adam and his vodka?
Yeswdsssss I masde his pickle gi away ans he go anbnoued
there should be a rule against ugly people hooking up.
yeah...but then what would the ugly people do? hook up with pretty people? yeahhh..don't see that happening in the near future. plus i'm not okay with that.
I just need to know if he's either really genuine about being in my life or being in my vagina.
say it with me now .. the "golden" penis. his nickname does not disappoint.
You came in as I got off work, ordered us jack and cokes. Put them on my tab, and then proceeded to fall asleep on the bar.
he needs to stop knowing everyone on campus...it's making cheating on him really difficult.
He gave me a trycicle he stole from a kid as an "offering" to have sex. I couldnt say no when he went through all that.
So Monday we're lesbians.
Deal. This decision is final and any rebates on this will result in losing an eyeball.
It was right before we played jenga with champagne glasses for a good half hour
We're having play-off hate sex for a sport I don't even understand. Go USA!
Just had empanadas for breakfast while watching Wall-e with my yesterday's one night stand mother AND grandmother.
how do you always get into these "we banged the same dude now lets be friends" situations???
He brought me flowers and then spanked me with a Doctor Who paddle. Pretty good night, as these things go.
Awwwwwww!
I'd date him. I'd date the fucking shit out of him.
I'm that daughter that had to send her mother "DON'T GET SHITFACED" & yes, in ALL CAPS.
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